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    情書大全 » 情書范文 » 正文:

    清華肉麻情書全文

    經典情書發布:2015-12-28 16:26收藏

      導讀:該情書出自清華某教師之手,滿紙“數學言”,幾乎包含了高中所有數學知識,被網友戲稱為“傷不起”。

      清華肉麻情書全文

      我們的心就是一個圓形,

      因為它的離心率永遠是零。

      我對你的思念就是一個循環小數,

      一遍一遍,執迷不悟。

      我們就是拋物線,你是焦點,我是準線,

      你想我有多深,我念你便有多真。

      零向量可以有很多方向,卻只有一個長度,

      就像我,可以有很多朋友,卻只有一個你,值得我來守護。

      生活,可以是甜的,也可以是苦的,但卻不能沒有你,枯燥平平,

      就像分母,可以是正的,也可以是負的,卻不能沒有意義,取值為零。

      有了你,我的世界才有無窮大,

      因為任何實數,都無法表達,我對你深深的love。

      我對你的感情,就像以自然對數e為底的指數函數,

      不論經過多少求導的風雨,依然不改本色,真情永駐。

      不論我們前面是怎樣的隨機變量,不論未來有多大的方差,相信波谷過了,波峰還會遠嗎?

      你的生活就是我的定義域,你的思想就是我的對應法則,

      你的微笑肯定,就是我存在于此的充要條件。

      如果你的心是x軸,那我就是個正弦函數,圍你轉動,有收有放。

      如果我的心是x軸,那你就是開口向上、Δ為負的拋物線,永遠都在我的心上。

      我每天帶給你的驚喜和希望,

      就像一個無窮集合里的每個元素,雖然取之不盡,卻又各不一樣。

      如果我們有一天身處地球的兩側,咫尺天涯,

      那我一定順著通過地心的大圓來到你的身邊,哪怕是用爬。

      如果有一天我們分居異面直線的兩頭,

      那我一定穿越時空的阻隔,劃條公垂線向你沖來,一刻也不愿逗留。

      但如果有一天,我們不幸被上帝扔到數軸的兩端,正負無窮,生死相斷,

      沒有關系,只要求個倒數,我們就能心心相依,永遠相伴。

      情人是多么的神秘,卻又如此的美妙,

      就像數學,可以這么通俗,卻又那般深奧。

      只有把握真題的規律,考試的綱要,

      才能叩啟象牙的神塔,迎接情人的懷抱。

    標簽:經典 作者:情書網


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